hi I'm Kim! I am a dork. I play the Violin. I love things that taste like nothing. I Love Alternative Rock. <3

(Source: someoftheyoung)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

(Source: clvbpenguin)

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: xernesas)

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel